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Wednesday, April 28th, 2004
11:43 pm	My Brother Is A Damn Hippy I believe the title speaks for itself. Now, I wouldn't mind it if I was a dumbass (I mean hippy) too, but unfortunately (for him), I consider hippies like the HIV virus (only hippies kill you slower and more painfully with their pseudo-intelligent logic). Speaking of HIV virus... nah, hippies can't get laid anymore, scratch that. Anyway, he has all the symptoms of a full-fledged grade A material hippy. Let me list them for you: he has long hair, listens to Journey (most important factor), believes if something is going to happen to him, there is no point of protecting himself against him, smells like a hippy, etc. Wow, that sounds like a hippy to me! Pretty soon, he is going to have unprotected sex or do whatever hippies do in their spare time (besides suck). If you see someone who is beginning to show these signs, I suggest you do the following before it is too late. 1. Beat them... hard. A good beating can stop the earliest stages of hippyism before it becomes dangerous to your health. 2. Repeat step 1. 3. Repeat step 2. 4. Learn how to drive and run them over. 5. Steal hippy's ill-gotten money (while beating them). 6. Laugh all the way to the bank. These steps should guarantee that your hippy friend will spend more time in the hospital than annoying you. And hey, that works for me. Current Mood: Fuck Hippies Current Music: NOT JOURNEY (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 11th, 2004
9:37 pm	Jesus Hates You For Your Live Journals I believe the subject is self-explanatory. But for the slow minded (everyone), I will elaborate. Why did all of you create live journals? To share your feeling? To learn more about the "inner" you Bullshit! You wanted to be cool. All your half wit friends did it, and for the life of you, you couldn't be different and not follow the crowd like a sheep. Dumbasses. Look at yourselves. At least if these journals were about an interesting subject (i.e. not your life because your life is boring and it sucks). Now cheerios would be an excellent subject. They are perhaps the best food I have ever eaten in my life. None of that stupid multi-grain nonsense. The plain kind. If you can't respect cheerios and their absolute deliciousness, you will have a difficult time respecting yourselves. But perhaps the biggest atrocities I have seen commited is what the live journal population is doing to their ears. Blink 182, The Atrais, Good Charlotte. Please. If you have nothing good to listen to, then die. Thats all I have to say. I'm more frustrated than Ray Charles with a Where's Waldo book. Thanks a lot dumbasses. P.S. Anyone who spells to with two o's everytime for the hell of it should die. Current Mood: Fuck You Current Music: Queen (12 Comments |Comment on this)